Film Pitch

Conventional film opening. We see a man waking up, getting ready etc. He puts on a suit and picks up a package which he puts in an old leather bag and walks out of the door. he then walks to another location likely a car park. where another man in suit is waiting for him with two bodyguards in suit, and he is stood in front of a flash car. Our man hands the package over to the other man and then walks away smiling. Then see the other man sat in the back of his car driving along squashed by his two bodyguards. He opens the bag and discovers about 10 CD's. We then go back to our man walking along holding the package we saw earlier. Then the title comes up. 'Coldplay's Last Album'. The rest of the film would go on to explain how Coldplay had gotten so dreadful that they became outlawed and thus all of their music illegal so it was all captured and destroyed and with just this last die hard Coldplay fan left trying to acquire his favourite bands music for him to cherish forever. Unfortunately for him the last copy in the world belongs to a man who has been on holiday for years only to come back home to the UK to find a copy his daft ex-girlfriend had given him as a horrible Christmas present one year. he soon learnt of this one die hard fan and goes on to tell him he will sell him the CD for a ludicrous amount of money, only to spend the rest of the film eccentrically pulling tricks on him and taking his money.